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Title: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: Phu on July 22, 2009, 01:42:38 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/22/warcraft_movie/

Have movie studios just run out of ideas lately or something?

First we had Asteroids: The Movie, then Total Recall: The Remake, now World of Warcraft: The Movie.

-- Richard
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: AndyRCM on July 22, 2009, 02:38:17 PM
Jesus wept - I can't think of anything more mind numbing - warcraft (the game) bores me rigid and I can't imagine the film being much better! Not for me! :(
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: Andy on July 22, 2009, 02:49:46 PM
Please remake *Batteries Not Included!!!!  ;D

Or the Never Ending Story...
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: Scarlettkitten on July 22, 2009, 04:51:52 PM
Maybe they should do a Manic Miner Movie, A guy goes into a mine and gets attaked by flying toilets and space hoppers 8)
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: AndyRCM on July 22, 2009, 04:53:30 PM
Now that I could believe in . . . dum dum dum de dum de dum dum de dum dum de dum . . . repeat to fade . . .
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: muguk on July 22, 2009, 09:24:51 PM
Apocalyptica's version of the theme tune on full blast natch :)
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: muguk on July 22, 2009, 09:25:47 PM
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/07/22/warcraft_movie/

Have movie studios just run out of ideas lately or something?

First we had Asteroids: The Movie, then Total Recall: The Remake, now World of Warcraft: The Movie.

-- Richard


Last night's pub quiz asked in which film remake Jackie Chan is going to play Mr Mayagi .. cue groans of "noooooooo!" :)
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: AndyRCM on July 22, 2009, 09:28:26 PM
That is so wrong to remake that . . . :(
I love Jackie Chan but wtf?
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: Panther on July 23, 2009, 07:54:53 AM
They should make an 18 rated version with Samuel L Jackson....

Would go something like....

Wax on, Wax the F*** off you MuthaF******

 ;D
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: combatking0 on July 23, 2009, 12:40:46 PM
Breakout the Movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as that wooden plank thing:

Plank: I have an idea to escape.
Ball: How?
Plank: We'll break out, by bouncing you into the wall, destroying one brick at a time.
Ball: But you can only move sideways.
Plank: Nooooooooooooooo!

fin.
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: AndyRCM on July 23, 2009, 07:25:01 PM
ROFL - we could create a RCM spoof movie - of all of the items we have mentioned . . . it would be piss funny!

Manic Mining Jet Set Willy Karate Kid Breakout . . . etc

 :P
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: combatking0 on July 24, 2009, 08:20:04 AM
In live action or as a cartoon?

I'll break out (haha) my Flash 8 program.
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: combatking0 on August 18, 2009, 12:20:12 PM
Behold! The trailer from the (not) coming soon Minesweeper Movie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY8NKj3RKs&feature=PlayList&p=AFA7C914726C206E&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=68
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: Phu on August 18, 2009, 12:39:44 PM
Sorry, I can't watch this until I get back next week.

Vodafone have decided that since I'm using my mobile phone as a modem, I *MUST* want to get to the mobile phone version of YouTube, right?

All attempts to override have failed.... :(

-- Richard
Title: Re: New Moveis: Barrel bottom reached, scraping commenced.
Post by: Scarlettkitten on August 18, 2009, 01:28:03 PM
ROFL - we could create a RCM spoof movie - of all of the items we have mentioned . . . it would be piss funny!

Manic Mining Jet Set Willy Karate Kid Breakout . . . etc

 :P

We should do that and stick it on youpube :D